I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Perhaps it's time change my luck
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe this just occurred. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to faint! Everything was read more just beyond belief.

• This is nuts
• Seriously though
• I'm going to have to write this down

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?